Wanna here a funny story?
Sure you do. I’m sure you will laugh. I personally find it hilarious.
Ok, so most of you are female, and if you aren’t then you have wives or girlfriends, so you know that the first sign of pregnancy is a missed period.
Well, I have patiently waited on mine for 21 days. Yes you read that correct, 21 days late. For someone who is like clockwork, that is a huge time frame.
A few minutes ago, I decided to take the plunge, went to the drug store and bought “the test”.
I tucked my purchase safely in my purse to bring it in the house, guarding it with my life until the right moment to sneak to the bathroom and pee on the stick.
Finally all the boys were occupied, so I shot to the potty, test stuck in my pocket. As i sat there relieving myself on the stick… I pondered… exactly how life would change if in fact there was a 6th Stud family boy. Cause we all know it would be a boy. I realized it would be tough, seeing as how I am now 41 years old, and life is hectic, and busy, and I have a job, and my parents are all elderly and we are taking care of them… and… it was a bit overwhelming. But I realized it would be a wonderous addition. A welcome addition.
So I finished with the stick, put the cap on lay it on the sink in the potty and proceed to finish up.
I’m anxiously waiting for that stick to tell me yes or no, to see a plus or a minus, while going about my business. By chance I take a glace at the toilet paper…. and busted out laughing
Right at that moment, exactly the time I pee’d on the stick, my monthly visitor showed up, 21 days late.
You can laugh now
I just chuckled a bit myself. Stud I’m sure is breathing a sigh of relief, and the Stud crew is all jumping for joy, except for the older ones who are screaming “WHAT?????????”
Talk back to me baby