I have a nagging muscle pull in my back that literally aches constantly. I’ve had physical therapy for it, no relief. So I use this rub on stuff called MaxFreeze on it a few times a week. Because of the location of the pull, Stud has to put the junk on me. Tonight when he got home from work, I asked him to come rub me down. He whined like a 10 year old you just called in for dinner.
Me: Come on hon, you know I would do it for you if you were in my shape!
Stud: It’s not that, that junk burns my hands for 2-3 hours after I put it on you!
Me: well wash it off
Stud: but I can’t pee.
Me: huh? Why can’t you pee?
Stud: I’m left handed.
Me: Can’t you use the other hand?
Stud: no, I’m left handed.
If he had any imagination, he’d tell you to hold it for him.
I offered