Hypothetically speaking:
Say you have a sister, and you decided to go visit this sister at oh, say 11pm…knowing that this sister has a big dog, a big dog that is well known for not liking strangers. And say hypothetically you walk into their house, without knocking and this same big dog lunges at you, resulting in your sisters family having to pin the big dog down in the floor, against the couch to keep him from biting you. What would you do?
A) squat down in the floor in front of the big dog and taunt him
B) refuse to go out on the porch until brother’s family get the dog under control
C) tell your sister when they say “I don’t want to have to put my dog down because of you” that “Oh, you won’t have to put him down, cause I will put him down for you if he gets me.”
D) all of the above!
Hypothetically speaking of course cause we all know that no reasonable human being would do any of these things cause that would be really selfish, ignorant, and frankly, assholish. Right?
And people wonder why I want to move away.
Posted by trashman on June 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Hypo theariatrically speaking. I would put said sister down. But thats just hypotheologically speaking.
Posted by noonie on June 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm
you have carving knives, you could have helped big dog by chopping her up into more manageable bite size pieces…..
Posted by Jammie J on June 26, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Maybe it’s time to start locking the doors so The Crazies can’t get in?
Posted by Zelda on June 27, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I’d put both of them down. Hypodermically speaking.
Posted by Charmed on June 29, 2009 at 1:00 am
Trash —- if only that was legal…..
Noonie— I was sooooo tempted
Jammie– Stud had the same exact thing to say
Zelda- yeah, but you don’t like dogs…. gotta keep the dog