Beginning

I had my first “official” training session last night. It went really great. I think I’m going to enjoy my new job. The kids have a lot of adjustments though. I found out last night, that ONE bit of background noise, like the dog barking, kids being loud, TV, anything of that sort, and I can be fired. Just one. Do you know how bad that is for my kids? lol.

I am happy to report, I made it through the shift without having to share my screen, so the 40 people in the training session didn’t get to see stud’s latest lovely. He changes his background babes every couple of days, so there is a new one up now. I was getting kind of sick of seeing ol’ lucy every day anyhow.

Stud actually told that story from the pulpit Sunday. Which is kind of strange, how many pastor’s do you know that will admit to having half naked chicks on his computer screen? The congregation got a kick out of it though, they were all laughing, and I didn’t see a single disapproving look in the bunch!  Our congregation realizes that we are all human, all have temptations,and all have our shortcomings.  Stud happens to love a pretty, curvy woman in a tiny bikini!  I have the curvy part, just a few too many and too big of curves.  You know the kind, those curves that when you drive around them, the front of the car meets the back…. well, that’s about what my curves look like. lol.  And mine don’t fit in a tiny bikini.

Don’t worry folks, I’m just sharing a bit of self deprecating humor here.  Stud loves me, loves my curves,  just wishes he had access to them a bit more.  But then, doesn’t every man wish  he had more access to his wife’s curves more?  Thankfully, I’m secure in the fact that my hubby is in fact my hubby.  If he wants to look at Lucy Liu, various beach babes, Jessica Alba, then so be it.  It’s not like he has pics of the neighbor, or my doctor on his computer!

How did I wind up down that rabbit trail?