Today was boy physical day again. This time it was #2’s turn. I learned one major thing. The boy is hairy. He’s 14, and honest to goodness, he looks like he’s wearing fur on his legs. No wonder he sweats so much, he already has his winter coat on.
I got cracked up during his exam, the doc was explaining how he needs to examine his boy parts daily, to make sure no lumps or bumps show up. She was also telling him if his boy parts hurt for no apparent reason, to call her immediately, it could be a twisted testicle. #2 didn’t turn red, but he sat there giggling under his breath. I guess no matter how mature they seem, they are still just boys at heart.
He got an A-O-K. Thankfully, this time last year, we were going back and forth to the cardiologist. What a difference a year makes.
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#1 went to the grocery store with me last night, we had our normal 10-12 bags, with the usual milk, sodas, that sort of thing, and #1 was grabbing the bags as soon as the female bagger got them bagged. She was cute, right around #1’s age. All the sudden, her eye’s got big, and she says : Are you REALLY going to carry all those?
#1- yeah???? (like what’s the big deal here)
Girlie- Oh My GOODNESS! (all said while practically swooning.)
Son #1 just took the groceries and went to the van.
I guess since she wasn’t Ms. Zelda, he wasn’t interested.
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I’ve been tagged by Ms. Fickle herself. Seeing as how I like this meme thingy, here goes.
It’s time to play word association:
1. lazy–me
2. wet–laundry
3. money–green
4. drink–starbucks
5. black –dog
Here’s the five words for the next taggees..
flip, sand, vacumn, southern, testosterone
Shoot, I want to answer my own words! lol.
(insert drumroll here…)
I tag,
1. Heather #2
2. SomeGirl
3. Michelle
LOL, of course you would pick testosterone!
Great. I’ve ruined him for other women. LOL
Hey girlie… I love word games, but I had way to many for this one! heehe.
I took Colton for his well check today too… he had to get shots icky!
Sweetie – fix my link!
I’ll do it once I get the boxes unpacked!
So, you have a hairy one, too, huh? I loved Snoop’s hairy legs, but unfortunately, he didn’t feel the same way. His girlfriend talked him in to getting a pedicure with her, one day (because it’s TRUE love, you understand), and ended up getting the lower part of his legs waxed, too. I wanted to cry!
#1 is SO Studman’s son!
I suck at these meme things, so I will just to do it here. Ready? LOL
flip – That Girl (Marlo Thomas’ hair)
vacumm – everyday
southern – California
testosterone – balls
Are you glad you tagged me? Bwahaha!
Oh, he’ll know if his testicles twist. I’ve heard it’s REALLY, REALLY painful. Like, worse than if someone kicked him in the balls, I’ve heard it hurts so bad, he’ll be BEGGING you to take him to the emergency room. My point is, he’ll know.